短语复习【二】

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今天我们接着上一次的短句复习来接着复习吧。 分居赡养费判决--Judge: "Well, sir. I have reviewed this case a...

       今天我们接着上一次的短句复习来接着复习吧。

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分居赡养费判决--

Judge: "Well, sir.  I have reviewed this case and I have decided to give your wife $700 a week."

Husband: "That's fair, your Honor.  I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

 

治疗失眠症--

Doctor: "Did you take my advice about your insomnia and count before going to sleep?"

Patient: "Yes, I got as far as 28,658 and then it was time to get up."

 

脸如马长面带愁容--

A horse walks into a bar.  The barman asks, "Why the long face?"

 

睡觉中驾驶出车祸--

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.  Not screaming and yelling like other passengers in his car.

 

 

51>

A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, 75% desperation.

 

52>

 

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

 

53>

A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist.

 

54>

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

 

55>

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

 

56>

People who snore always fall asleep first.

 

57>

You can do anything, but not everything.

 

58>

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink.  The rest I wasted.

 

59>

Why 'abbreviation' is such a long word?

 

60>

A rich man's joke is always funny.

 

61>

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks.

 

62>

Laugh at your problems.  Everyone else does.

 

63>

We have enough gun control.  What we need is idiot control.

 

64>

I intend to live forever.  So far, so good.

 

65>

You are never too old to learn something stupid.

 

66>

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

 

67>

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

 

68>

By the time you can make your ends meet, they move the ends.

 

69>

Women like silent men, they think they are listening.

 

70>

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

 

71>

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

 

72>

I used to be indecisive.  But now I am not sure.

 

73>

Anger is one letter short of anger.

 

74>

One death is one too many.

 

75>

Here, officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

 

76>

My job is secure.  Nobody wants it.

 

77>

Money is the root of all wealth. (evils?)

 

78>

Do not judge a book by its movie. (cover?)

 

79>

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

 

80>

I started with nothing and I still have most of it.

 

81>

Chaos, panic, disorder--my work here is done.

 

82>

I pretend to work.  They pretend to pay me.

 

83>

Marriage is not a word.  It is a sentence--a life sentence.

 

84>

Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now.

 

85>

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.  To steal from many persons is research.

 

86>

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

 

87>

My wife and I always compromise.  I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

 

88>

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing right.

 

89>

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He will not expect it back.

 

90>

Death is hereditary.

 

91>

Coffee just isn't my cup of tea.

 

92>

Smile.  Tomorrow will be worse.

 

93>

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

 

94>

Why go to university? There is Google.

 

95>

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

 

96>

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

 

97>

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

 

98>

If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.

 

99>

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

 

100>

Those are my principles.  If you don't like them, I have others.

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